(... thinking about a slogan for the upcoming fight against Obama's knife ban.)
Oh, yes. You read that right. Knife ban.
Hunters, whittlers and Boy Scouts, beware - your knives may soon be on the government's chopping block.
The Obama administration wants to expand the 50-year-old ban on importing "switchblades" to include folding knives that can be opened with one hand, stirring fears the government may on the path to outlawing most pocket knives.
Maybe they could just go with this:
The first “anti-stab” knife is to go on sale in Britain, designed to work as normal in the kitchen but to be ineffective as a weapon.
The knife has a rounded edge instead of a point and will snag on clothing and skin to make it more difficult to stab someone.
It was invented by industrial designer John Cornock, who was inspired by a documentary in which doctors advocated banning traditional knives.
I can see it now: New legislation that offers a government rebate when you trade in your stab-friendly knife for the new, nanny-approved model.
(h/t Instapundit)
