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(time for a drink and a toast to Joe Biden and his endless, endearing schmaltz)
A State Senator from Texas named Leticia Van De Putte leads off. Uh oh. I might be stumped right out of the gate. Can I limit this just to national politicians?
Ruling: Yes. National politicians only.
Next up: Howard Dean.
This one's easy. Howard Dean's improbable surge in early 2004 caused
the voters of Iowa to get cold feet and vote for what they thought was
the safest choice: John Kerry. John Kerry's eventual nomination
guaranteed four more years of George Bush. If Howard Dean doesn't
scare Iowa, who knows who the Dems would have nominated in '04.
... and Meat Loaf's brother sings the National Anthem...
Nancy Pelosi. Well, there are a lot of people who've been confused about Catholic teachings over the years. Granted, most don't go on Meet the Press to claim a higher authority than 2,000 years of Catholic teaching and subsequently get rebuked by Cardinals across the country. So let's say that Pelosi is having a bad week and that we should feel sorry for her.
Nominations are open, and here's our own Senator Ken Salazar. This one is easy. Ken Salazar endorsed Kathay Rennels (R) for Larimer County Commission in 2006.
Rep. Debbie Wasserman-Schultz. Florida. Disney World. Beaches. Spring Training. (That's all I've got.)
Rep. Artur Davis, Alabama. His Wikipedia page says that he won the "Best Oralist Award" at Harvard Law School. That's pretty cool.
Here
comes the roll call. I wonder if they're going to go by the Chinese
alphabet like the opening ceremonies of the Olympics.
UPDATE #1: 5:15 PM
Here come the Senate candidates.
Charles Schumer is excellent at publicity. There's a reason for the joke about not wanting to be between him and a television camera.
Tom Udall is more eloquent than that other Udall running for Senate.
Jeanne Shaheen.
I'm something of a fan of Jeanne Shaheen, even though I'd walk through
fire to make sure John Sununu beats her in November. In my first
campaign, my job was to go to all of Jeanne Shaheen's press
conferences, and she always noted my presence with a friendly "...and I
see Andrew Boucher here from the Lamontagne campaign..." That's fun
when you're 22. (Besides, she's the mother-in-law of a good friend of
mine.)
Jeff Merkley. So, uh... I have some cousins who live in Oregon. (I've never heard of this guy.)
Tom Allen.
If you want to taste the best lobster roll in America, go to York
Beach, Maine. About halfway between Short Sands beach and York's Wild
Kingdom is the York Beach Fish Market (I think that's the name of it.)
So Tom Allen is from a state with good lobster rolls.
Richard Daley. I'll be rooting for Chicago to get the 2016 Olympics.
Robert Wexler. He has the courage to represent a district he doesn't even live in.
UPDATE #2: 6:15 PM
Rosa DeLauro.
She's Italian, which is cool. (I'm half Italian). And she went to the
London School of Economics, which is where Mick Jagger went. (Thank
you, Wikipedia, once again.)
Nita Lowey. She seems to be a vocal advocate for Darfur. That's good.
... There are a lot of women Reps on stage right now. If they all speak, we're going to be relying heavily on Wikipedia...
Hilda Solis.
This is tough - she beat a relatively conservative Dem in a primary, so
it's hard to find something positive here... She's from Los Angeles,
and... uh... Los Angeles is... uh... in California where my sisters
live.
Lousie Slaughter. Interestingly, Representative Slaughter is the mother of professional wrestler Sergeant Slaughter. (Okay, I made that up.)
Maxine Waters. She's uh... also from California.
Kathy Castor.
She represents Tampa, which is where the main server farm of Wikipedia
is located, without which I wouldn't have been able to write this
sentence.
Lois Capps. Her husband was elected to this
seat, but died after only nine months in office. I don't know how
that's "positive" per se, but it's not negative.
... and there go the women from the stage...
Elijah Cummings. He's the congressman who backed Mark McGwire into a corner in the steroid hearings.
Jim Clyburn. He represents Charleston, where I got married.
Senator Jay Rockefeller.
No Democrat has won the White House without winning West Virginia since
1916 and right now John McCain is up by a lot in West Virginia. So
whatever Jay Rockefeller is doing to help elect John McCain, he should
keep it up.
Senator Harry Reid. Senator Reid is indirectly responsible for an impromptu $4.2 million donation to charity.
He wrote a nasty letter to Rush Limbaugh. Limbaugh put it on eBay with
the proceeds going to charity. (Besides, he's been great to the GOP
with his near-daily missteps as Senate Majority Leader.)
UPDATE #3: 6:45 PM
Patrick Murphy. Veteran. Thanks for your service.
Madeleine Albright.
Really brought out the champagne aficioanado in Kim Jong Il when she
went to Pyongyang. (Also, first woman Secretary of State).
Evan Bayh.
Q: Who got his big break in politics when, at the age of 33, he
defeated Evan Bayh's father, incumbent Senator Birch Bayh? A: That's
right... J. Danforth Quayle. Enough said. (I think Bayh should have
been Obama's VP choice).
Jack Reed. Who? Well, he's a
Senator from Rhode Island. (I lived 45 minutes away and I had to look
this guy up.) Anyway, Reed was in the 82nd Airborne.
Tom Daschle. He inadvertantly (by losing to him) gave us U.S. Senator John Thune. Thanks, Tom.
UPDATE #4: 7:15 PM
Kendrick Meek.
Interesting nepotism angle here. He took over the seat from his
mother, and he's never actually faced an electoral challenge (it's a
very safe D district). That''s resourceful... in a way. Captain in
the Florida Highway Patrol, too.
Bill Clinton. Really,
there's a lot to work with, here. He gave hope to failed Governors
around the nation. He almost single-handedly gave us the first
Republican House majority in 60 years. Some would say he crippled Al
Gore's campaign in 2000. This speech will likely be shorter than his
speech in 1988. Made everyone utter the phrase: "Gary Hart was a man
ahead of his time." I could go on, but from here on out it loses the G
rating...
UPDATE #5: 8:30 PM
John Kerry.
If I had told you in December of 2003, as the Democrats trudged through
the snows of Iowa, that John Kerry would be the Democrat nominee in
2004, you would have called me crazy. He was running third or fourth
(or worse) in almost all of the polls. And yet the voters of Iowa
decided to go with Kerry. (Remember, he won Iowa, not Dean. The
"scream" took place after Dean had already come in third and was
effectively done.) So Kerry became the nominee. And that's a
positive. (Well, for Republicans, at least.) Oh, and he once nearly
ran me down in Boston: He was on rollerblades and I was jogging and it
was a near collision on the Charles River trail.
Chet Edwards.
Who? Seriously, who? This guy was apparently on the short list for VP
and ends up with a prime-time speaking spot in Denver, and I had never
heard of him until last week. I'm going to tip my hat to his meteoric
rise to national prominence.
Joe Biden. Okay, I have a
soft spot for Joe Biden. Don't get me wrong, I disagree with him on
just about everything. But there's something delightfully kitchshy
about Joe Biden. He's absolutely enamored with himself and the sound
of his own voice. He exudes such a palpable arrogance that it's
mesmerizing to watch. I was talking about this yesterday with an old
political pro, and he seized on the perfect analogy: Joe Biden is the William Shatner of politics. And as a Shatner fan and a fan of cheese in general, I find myself liking Joe Biden... in a way.
Oh,
and one final note... I'm absolutely disgusted by the networks
non-airing of the Clinton and Kerry speeches. (I had been watching on
C-Span and hadn't realized that the nets weren't covering the 7 PM
hour).
Here is a former president and a former presidential
nominee addressing a party convention, and NBC ran "America's Got
Talent" and ABC ran "Wife Swap." These are the same people who bemoan
the apathy of the American people and the "sound-bites" that they're
fed by the candidates, but they're the ones cutting down these speeches
into packaged sound bites. Pathetic.